“Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.”
“Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.”
“You know, you're never going to be late for a scene - the scene you're designed to be in.”
“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
“Love never comes when you're ready for it... As soon as you're ready for it, it's too late, and it's gone.”
“Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.”