“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
“I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad.”
“If I had been playing for money I would have complained a long time ago that I was underpaid.”
“Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no sense of humor.”
“I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.”
“After the dress rehearsal that afternoon, someone had misplaced the vial of poison, and for lack of better, Romeo would have to commit suicide by eating Tic Tacs.”