“She craved a family, not having had enough of one to understand what a pain in the ass it was.”
“Family. If one member wasn't being a pain in the ass, another one would be guaranteed to fill the slot”
“She gave me a pain in the ass, but she was very good looking.”
“She had what I'd call a lemming ass - that is, an ass that you would follow right over the edge of the cliff.”
“Love is a many-splendored thing," she says. "But it is also a pain in the ass.”
“Surely she had endured enough for one evening without having to listen to intelligent conversation?”