“All I have to do is say the word and no record label will ever touch Bad Luck. You'll be out of business faster than the fat one from N'Sync.”

“Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.”

“I guess you are all right. That was bad luck all right. Plenty bad luck.”

“You'll meet someone else; there are more fish in the sea, as the saying is, than ever came out of it.”

“If you really are happy and you two love each other equally, then great. Good luck to you both. But if you don’t – if you wake up one day and realize you’re forcing yourself to love him because you think it’s the right thing to do, not because he makes you happier than you’ve ever been – then I want to make sure you know you have a choice. And if you ever want to leave, all you have to do is say the word, and I’ll go with you.”

“Neither of us says the word love, not once. It would be tempting fate; it would be romance, bad luck.”