“I would have thought that you'd be tired of vomiting blood and going to therapy and the prospect of being a nervous wreck all your life.Trés masochistic.”
“Feeling a bit nervous, as most people do at the prospect of seeing a doctor, I thought I would buy on my way to him something soothing to prevent an accelerated pulse from misleading credulous science.”
“The last act was to infect me with nightmares and paranoid delusions that would take years of therapy and metabolism-wrecking medications to rout out.”
“My sister said she was tired of the blood diet and wants to go home. I guess you'll have to trade your double-wide coffin in for a sleeker single”
“Friends come and go but I wouldn't have thought you'd be one of them”
“A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you'd think misfortune would get tired but then time is your misfortune”