“It's the in thing to paste the print club stickers all over your cell phone.I arranged them chaotically to symbolize our love!”

“When it comes down to it, it's your happiness that's most important.”

“Come on, hurry up and aim your .44 Magnum at my pink flowerbed.Oh, come on, let's not talk pistols when you know it's a bazooka. ♥”

“I would have thought that you'd be tired of vomiting blood and going to therapy and the prospect of being a nervous wreck all your life.Trés masochistic.”

“You've got him trained well. It's kind of sexy.”

“It was an endless cycle--put one thing away, pick another up anew.You see what I'm saying? There's no evolution, no chance for growth.”

“All I have to do is say the word and no record label will ever touch Bad Luck. You'll be out of business faster than the fat one from N'Sync.”