“When it comes down to it, it's your happiness that's most important.”

“Come on, hurry up and aim your .44 Magnum at my pink flowerbed.Oh, come on, let's not talk pistols when you know it's a bazooka. ♥”

“It's the in thing to paste the print club stickers all over your cell phone.I arranged them chaotically to symbolize our love!”

“So, what counts is that you think this is the best choice.Once you've decided that, you should chase it down with everything you've got.”

“You've got him trained well. It's kind of sexy.”

“I would have thought that you'd be tired of vomiting blood and going to therapy and the prospect of being a nervous wreck all your life.Trés masochistic.”

“You know, no one ever appreciates you until you're gone.”