“Your friend is so ugly and hairy.Hey, you'll upset my monkey !We were talking to the monkey...”
“A talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says 'ficus.”
“Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys!”
“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!”
“There is no need to upset about the fact that our ancestors were monkeys, because they are capable chaps! Don’t be sad about the truth, just understand the truth!”
“I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.”