“Life is a journey along a highway with the bridge out.”
“If you ask for something you might get something - if you ask for nothing you will get nothing.”
“As has been said, the truth will set you free - but first it will make you miserable.”
“I can't wait for the human race to be over and they give out the trophies.”
“The veneer of civilization is like that on the kitchen counter - very thin.”
“I nominate Baal for American Idol.”