“Life is a carnivore. Eat it before it eats you.”
“I can't wait for the human race to be over and they give out the trophies.”
“As has been said, the truth will set you free - but first it will make you miserable.”
“The veneer of civilization is like that on the kitchen counter - very thin.”
“I nominate Baal for American Idol.”
“If you ask for something you might get something - if you ask for nothing you will get nothing.”