“I nominate Baal for American Idol.”
“I can't wait for the human race to be over and they give out the trophies.”
“Life is a carnivore. Eat it before it eats you.”
“As has been said, the truth will set you free - but first it will make you miserable.”
“Life is a journey along a highway with the bridge out.”
“The veneer of civilization is like that on the kitchen counter - very thin.”