“Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.”

“Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero!”

“When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.”

“There is no problem that a library card can't solve.”

“...please remember that leaving your baby alone protesting for more fun with you while you get dressed is not the same things as abandonment. Similarly, leaving your baby alone protesting for more fun when she needs to sleep is not neglect. ”

“I told him. We got a library here. Got plenty of good books, too. -Larry Brown, Dirty Work”

“I mean what I say when i say it. After that, it's hard to say”