“Women like silent men. They think they're listening.”
“Women? Women are like...thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.”
“I hate women like that. They're so desperate for the attention of men that they'd willingly betray and harm members of their own sex. And we claim men cannot think with their brains! At least men are direct about it.”
“Women with minds scare some men. We make them wonder if they're as on top of things as they think they are.”
“Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.”
“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”