“The intellectual distinction of a house and its smartness are generally in inverse rather than direct ratio.”
“The quality of moral behaviour varies in inverse ratio to the number of human beings involved.”
“People, in general, would rather die than forgive. It's that hard.”
“Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/The truest room in the whole damn house.”
“I’d rather be vindictive than smart. (Solin)”
“I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink.”