“... and [thanks] to Ludmila Parks for explaining to me that the world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have read the Brothers Karamazov and those who have not.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”
“The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.”
“I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget.”