“God has a funny way of reminding us we’re human. [About his impromptu water break during his delivery of the GOP rebuttal to President Barack Obama’s State of the Union on February 12, 2013]”

“No te averguences por lo que otros, más cobardes y más ciegos, opinen de ti. Porque esa es su debilidad, no la tuya”

“Ghetto Fiction with a twist take a peak it's the shit. Not for the timid or the meek don't be scared take a peek...”

“If I ever get rich, I'm going to buy you an elephant.”

“it doesn't matter how you are looking..but how you want to look ....it matters.”

“Erotic literarature is literature in which eroticism is the novel. It focuses on that. It also implies a certain degree of description, a certain hard core. And to find novels in which you have plot, character, literary quality, plus detailed and real moving descriptions of fucking is a rarity. There is a vibration which takes place in the erotic realm, which translating it into something else, demeans it and destroys it. You need real poetry to talk about that sort of thing.”

“When he picked out the [gravesite] plot, my father had joked that he was moving, at last, to the suburbs.”