“Do unsavory armpits and bad breath make you angry?”
“Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul?”
“You feel good, you feel bad, and these feelings are bubbling from your own unconsciousness, from your own past. Nobody is responsible except you. Nobody can make you angry, and nobody can make you happy.”
“I have heard unsavory rumors about you and the umbrella-maker's daughter”
“There's an unsavory term for that- a guy forcing a girl to do sexual things. But what is it they say? You can't rape the willing. And I'd be willing. Oh, how I'd be willing.”
“The reason we get angry when someone makes fun of you is cause you doubt your ability to do something”