“. . . the problem with looking for your glasses is that you don’t have your glasses on while you’re looking . . .”
“It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.”
“When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, a drunk, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.”
“You'll find truth in your looking glass, not on the tongues of men.”
“The mirror done broke and your life looking back at you from them sharp glass pieces.”
“This is the Self-Esteem Looking-Glass. You have to look in the mirror and compliment yourself.”