“Another friend of mine used to maintain that airplanes stayed up in the air only because people believed—against reason—that they could fly: without that collective delusion sustaining them, they would instantly plummet to earth.”
“Would that you could live on the fragrance of the earth, and like an air plant be sustained by the light.”
“Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.”
“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”
“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”
“Lying in a featherbed will not bring you fame, nor staying beneath the quilt, and he who uses up his life without achieving fame leaves no more vestige of himself on earth than smoke in the air or foam upon the water.”