“February, month of despair,with a skewered heart in the centre.”
“December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.”
“Words have power. The power to soothe. The power to skewer someone through the heart. The power to render someone speechless.”
“Last February had 29 days. It wasn’t a leap year, but me and 28 of my clones each remember that month as if it were a day.”
“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly that can live to be a month old, if it was born in the beginning of February?”
“October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.”