“Fuck, thinks Stan. She knows about the chickens.”
“I am largely worried about wingless chickens. I feel this is the time for me to fulfill myself by stepping in and saving the chicken but I don't know how exactly since I am not bold. I only know I believe in the complete chicken. You think about the complete chicken for a while.”
“Everyone thinks they know so goddamned much about everything and no one knows fuck all about anything.”
“What's first?" He took another swig. "I don't know. You're the one fucking this chicken. I'm just holding it's wings.”
“I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.”This was met with silence.“Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?”“Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.”
“It's easy to pretend you don't care about anything, Stan. It's also cowardly.”