“Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.”
“I am a bastard, too. I love bastards! I am bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valor, in everything illegitimate.”
“[T]he most repugnant bastard there is: the bastard-octopus.”
“One of them is that a bastard is always a bastard and if I can hurt a bastard by digging up shit about him, then he deserves it.”
“All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.”
“You may be a manipulative bastard sometimes, but you are our manipulative bastard.”