“People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart.”
“Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast.”
“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”
“A pastor should never complain about his congregation, certainly never to other people, but also not to God. A congregation has not been entrusted to him in order that he should become its accuser before God and men.”
“It is a consolation or a misfortune that the wrong kind of people are too often correct in their prognostications of the future; the far-seeing are also the foolish.”
“Memories and thoughts age, just as people do. But certain thoughts can never age, and certain memories can never fade.”