“The leader had a beard and was wearing a caftan that looked as if it had been sewn by elves on hash.”
“Carmen stood at the altar wearing a hand-beaded, curve hugging, ivory silk and chiffon gown that fit so perfectly, it looked as if it had been sewn on her. The fact that one of the breasts beneath the silken fabric was not her flesh but a form made of gel didn't detract from the gorgeousness of Carmen the slightest bit.”
“Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.”
“jace's clothes had been clean,stylish,ordinary. Sebastian had been wearing a long black wool trench coat that had looked expensive. Like an evil Burbeery ad, Simon said when she was done.”
“The woman serving me was wearing a white sports bra that looked like it had been mauled by tigers--desert isle chic. ”
“I am so wise I had my mouth sewn shut.”