“Where to start is the problem, because nothing begins when it begins and nothing's over when it's over, and everything needs a preface: a preface, a postscript, a chart of simultaneous events.”
“Books, too, begin like the week – with a day of rest in memory of their creation. The preface is their Sunday.”
“And that's when I know it's over. As soon as you start thinking about the beginning, it's the end.”
“PREFACE PROBLEM: Nobody reads prefaces.SOLUTION: Call the preface Chapter 1.NEW PROBLEM CREATED BY SOLUTION: Chapter 1 is boring.RESOLUTION: Throw away Chapter 1 and call Chapter 2 Chapter 1.”
“I didn’t know then what a crush was or what makes one so perilously alluring. It is our biology reminding us that emotion is postscript, not preface, to our baser desires.”
“The preface? Why would he waste time with the preface? Skip the preface and move on to the meat of the thing!”