“Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.”
“I believe that more people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.”
“Sometimes I feel like the most liberal person among conservatives, and sometimes like the most conservative among liberals.”
“If the law imposed the death penalty for parking tickets, we’d not only have fewer parking tickets, we’d also have muchless driving.”
“In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.”
“Procrastination is also a subtle act of corruption – it corrupts valuable time”