“Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.”

“Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.”

“People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?”

“Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't.”

“Listen baby, Muver love you. Muver not dumb. Listen baby: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.Thas the alphabet. Twenty- six letters in all. Them letters make up words. Them words everything.”

“Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not actually involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face.”