“Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.”
“There's never any percentage in being ahead of your time.”
“I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.”
“Do you work for the government, any government?”"I pay taxes, which means I work for the government, part of the time. Yes.”
“There's never any warning that something extraordinary is about to happen, is there?”
“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. ”