“Don't be a goose!”
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.”
“Ariel laughed and now her goose bumps had goose bumps.”
“If you buy an egg thinking it's a goose's egg, and when it hatches it is actually a bird of paradise; no manner of convincing and reproach will turn the bird of paradise into a goose. Even if you make it go to goose church and goose school and eat goose feeds and only hang out with geese! In the end, it will still belong to paradise.”
“If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”
“You silly goose!”