“Blasted doorknob of a kender”
“...nothing on Krynn is more dangerous than a bored kender.”
“Why insult the door's purpose by locking it?" is a favorite kender expression.”
“I put my hand on the doorknob because I thought maybe her hand was on the doorknob on the other side.”
“I have sinned enough against the world. Teaching magic to a kender would ensure my damnation. —Raistlin Majere”
“Alice: I simply must get through! Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible. Alice: You mean impossible? Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.”