“There are woolvs in the sitee. Oh, yes!In the streets. In the parks. In the allees.In shops. in rustee playgrounds.in howses rite next dor.And they will kum.they will kum for me and for yooand for yor bruthers and sisters,yor muthers and fathers. yor arnts and unkils.yor grandfathers and grandmuthers.No won is spared.”

“He wrote: Dear ollever; yor ol twinkk has dun gode up the rivver. im gladd. yor friend jody.”

“I'm giving serious thought into eating yor wife” - Hannibal Lecter”

“That's for you to decide, Yor Majesty. You have the third greatest power in the land—God, the king, then you. And God rarely bothers.”

“Luther examined the Great Commandment, "'Live the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all yor strength and with all your mind.'; and, 'Love yor neighbor as yourself'" (Luke 10:27) Then he asked himself, What is the Great Trangression?" Some answer this question by saying that great sin is murder, adultery, blasphemy, or unbelief. Luther disagreed. He concluded that if the Great Commandment was to live Gid with all the heart, than the Great Transgression was to fail to love God with all the heart. He saw a balance between great obligations and great sins.”

“Humans generally get out the gist of what they need to say right at the beginning, then spend forever qualifying, contradicting, burnishing or taking important things back. Yor rareley miss anything by cutting most people off after two sentences.”