“In the great green room, there was a telephoneAnd a red balloonAnd a picture of a cat jumping over the moon...”

“Who are you?" she inquired, as the cat passed by.I'm the cat that looked at a king," he replied.And I," she remarked with a toss of her head, "am the cow that jumped over the moon."Is that so?" said the cat. "Whatever for?"The cow stared. She had never been asked that question before. And suddenly it occured to her that there might something else to do than jumping over moons.”

“Being a painter, I ought to say why in pictures people's faces are painted green and red.”

“when hell freezes over pigs fly and a cow jump over the moon amma like u”

“Hey diddle diddle, the cat and fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon! The little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon! He ran from conviction and fed his addiction as the dish heated the spoon. The spoon begged to but the dish shouted "NO!" "The heroin will be ready soon".”

“The willow is green; flowers are red. The flower is not red; nor is the willow green.”