“I put the sexy in dyslexia.”
“Dyslexia is the affliction of a frozen genius.”
“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.”
“Dyslexia, for me, is rather like being a six-fingered typist on LSD!”
“I was recently diagnosed with dyslexia and restless leg syndrome. The doctor arrived at this prognosis after my arm wouldn't stop shaking.”
“I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.”