“God is definitely out of the closet.”
“Set out time to worship God in your closet, give Him quality praise and watch Him raise you.”
“The moment God is figured out with nice neat lines and definitions, we are no longer dealing with God.”
“I don't get it, if there was a closet full of gay guys, then why would any of them want to "come out of the closet?”
“Do you want to know what one definition of bizarre might be? Driving to your closeted boyfriend's pretend-girlfriend's house to watch them prepare for a faux date.”
“My closet!" hissed the figure. A spiderlike hand darted out and grabbed the doorknob. "My closet! Mine!" And it slammed the door with a bang.”