“People know two languages: their native language and gibberish.”
“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”
“I’m always impressed by people who can speak another language, two people talking what sounds like utter gibberish, yet making complete sense to each other never fails to entertain.”
“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”
“Because sarcasm is my native language.”
“All women speak two languages: the language of men and the language of silent suffering. Some women speak a third, the language of queens.”