“Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.”
“Oh, where is the Fairy Godmother of explanations when you need her?”
“The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.”
“Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.”
“What do you get when you cross an egomaniacal fairy godmother, an arrogant genie, and a couple of wandering plagiarists whose idea of cultural preservation is stealing the stories of unsuspecting villagers and passing them off as their own?”
“The goal of any self-respecting human being tolerant of others is to favor anything that increases a person's ability to control her own fate, and at the very least maintain sovereignty over her own body.”