“Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?”

“We don't like to kill our unborn; we need them to grow up and fight our wars.”

“What doesn't kill you is gonna leave a scar.”

“You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don’t you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, that’s the first rule I will institute.”

“But what's real? You can't find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know that everything's a lie, you can't hurt yourself.”

“In the end we're all Jerry Springer guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.”

“I never said to be like me, I say be yourself and make a difference.”