“The crack inside your fucking heart is me.”

“Most of the world's problems could be avoided if people just said what they fucking meant.”

“This is the culture your raising your kids in, don't be suprised when it blows up in your face.”

“When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.”

“Paintings are seldom guilty and often framed for crimes they did not commit. Some cover holes-holes in walls, holes in lives. Some make holes-in wallets, holes in hearts...in negative space.”

“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”

“If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours.”