“I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!”
“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
“High heels were invented by a woman who had once been kissed on the forehead.”
“I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and a cocktail dress on a first date. I can't even walk in heels, and I generally believe that someone has to earn the right to see my legs.”
“Oh, that feels good! I don't know who invented ties and then insisted a man was only properly dressed when he wore one, but if I ever meet him, I'll strangle him with his own invention”
“My weaknesses are women in high heels, freedom under siege, and ebay. (Steele)”