“I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.”
“I don't want my wrinkles taken away - I don't want to look like everyone else.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“I Don't mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain. Look for the one with the broken smile ask them if they want to stay awhile.”
“Well," she said, "if I were the enemy commander, and our assault had failed three times, and I wanted to make a fourth, I don't think I'd attack with fewer men. But that's just me.""Shut up, Loiosh.""I beg your pardon?""Never mind. Private joke.”