“I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since.”
“I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister”
“The most important lesson I have ever learned is that I haven't learned anything.”
“I learned to walk; since then I have let myself run. I learned to fly; since then I do not need pushing in order to move from a spot.”
“Yes I was burned but I called it a lesson learned. Mistake overturned so I call it a lesson learned. My soul has returned so I call it a lesson learned...another lesson learned”
“That was another lesson I had learned perhaps too well: people meant pain.”