“I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.”
“Ask no questions, and you'll be told no lies.”
“Ask no questions, I tell no lies.”
“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”
“He never lied to me. I just didn't ask the questions I didn't want to know the answers to.”
“No," I said, answering the last question Liam had asked me. " A lie told out of love isn't the worst thing.”