“God seemed to be having a hard time killing him, and he'd be damned if he was going to make the job easy for mere mortals”
“If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.”
“For though Duncan was a mere mortal, flawed as well, he'd accomplished a daring feat. Aye, he'd captured an angel. And she belonged to him.”
“He always had to know who was going. I swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in the god damn boat, he'd want to know who the guy that was rowing it before he'd even get in.”
“When a liberal is abused, he says, ‘Thank God they didn’t beat me.’ When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn’t kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay.”
“I was just a mere mortal and he was a god. I never stood a chance.”