“going to the mattresses”
“If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it.”
“It is immoral that a mattress should have so much power. Triumph of that which yields over that which strikes with lightning. But never mind, glory to the mattress which annuls a cannon!”
“The world is an oyster but you don't crack it open on a mattress”
“Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people don't tie it down tight enough. ”
“The trade is meaningless. It is like trading a used mattress for a $300 bill.”