“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.”

“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”

“One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns ...”

“Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks.”

“Love is like the little red toy wagon you get for your Christmas or your sixth birthday. It makes you deliriously happy and you just can't leave it alone. But sooner or later the wheels come off. Then you leave it in a corner and forget it. Falling in love is great. Being in love is a disaster”

“Accidents don't happen to people who take accidents as a personal insult.”