“Dad's romances could last anywhere between a platypus egg incubation (19-21 days) and a squirrel pregnancy (24-45 days).”
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
“Oh God. valentine's Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid when everyone knows romance does not work anyway. Look at (the) royal family. Look at Mum and Dad.”
“There's a subtle difference between the man that lives like each day could be his last and the man who lives like there's no tomorrow.”
“Thus, we must realize that October 21, 2011 will be the final day of this earth’s existence.”
“Time is the ultimate democracy. Rich and poor, young and old, male and female: all have 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week.”