“To my father, who told me the stories that matter. To my mother, who taught me to remember them.”
“All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...”
“It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.”
“I wanted to live. For the father and brother who I never knew and for my mother who was cheated of a life of happiness. I wanted to live for them. And I wanted to live for me.”
“I'll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination.”
“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”