“There's more to life than to live like that...just like that.. :P”

“LET'S COME UP WITH SOLUTION !! GET THE BEST SOLUTION RIGHT IN YOUR HEAD..GET IT NOW!”

“When all else fails, the only thing you can do is to look above.”

“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! ”

“See, we're intellectual equals. I am as smart as your mother, and she is as smart as me. This is a problem. There's no pecking order. A relationship is like anything else. It needs a leader and a follower.”

“Yeah. You treat him like a son or a soldier, instead of like a brother. He wants you to like him and admire him and love him. Maybe in that order.”

“Vamps who are dying, or think they are, give a piercing, eardrum-bursting shriek, like the love child of a screech owl and a mountain lion on crystal meth, amplified like a seventies rock band.”