“When all else fails, the only thing you can do is to look above.”

“LET'S COME UP WITH SOLUTION !! GET THE BEST SOLUTION RIGHT IN YOUR HEAD..GET IT NOW!”

“There's more to life than to live like that...just like that.. :P”

“In my dreams I’ll always see you soar Above the sky In my heart There always be a place For you for all my life I’ll keep a part Of you with me And everywhere I am There you’ll be”

“Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! ”

“Sometimes when the poop hits the fan we should block it and run, sometimes we should haul off and knock it for a loop back at the spinning blades. Wisdom is knowing two things. One is which time is which. The other is that no matter what you do you're gonna get crap on your hand.”

“It is probably true that most people have more fun in bed than anywhere else, and we are not being vulgar. Even going to bed alone can be alluring. There are many times, in fact, when it's by far the most alluring way to go.”