“The scandal of the evangelical mind is that there is not much of an evangelical mind.”

“...evangelicalism is not not so much a religion as a series of fast-moving personality cults.”

“[...]one who will not learn to handle the Bible for himself is not an evangelical Christian.”

“The problem with the evangelical homeschool movement was not their desire to educate their children at home, or in private religious schools, but the evangelical impulse to "protect" children from ideas that might lead them to "question" and to keep them cloistered in what amounted to a series of one-family gated communities.”

“There is nothing in the world or the Church — except the church's disobedience — to render the evangelization of the world in this generation an impossibility.”

“As if my day couldn't get any worse, I was about to be preached to by an Evangelical Elvis impersonator.”